Alliteration Challenge #1

This swap idea, adapted from Writersdigest.com, is about alliteration which is defined by Webster's as the repetition of the same sounds or of the same kinds of sounds at the beginning of words or in stressed syllables.

Using as much alliteration as possible (i.e. Annie always ate apples), tell a story, no more than 100 words, about meeting a group of either alien ambassadors, belligerent barristers or cranky curmudgeons. And in the event you're wondering, this three paragraph swap description has 90 words in it.

International. Snail mail. Group membership.