Ky & LahDeeDah's #We'reback #Startslow #DipAToeIn

Have you sent my letter yet? I'm only asking because it wasn't in my mailbox today and you've had plenty of time to work on it. No pressure. Just sayin'.

What!!?? I did send it! I sent it two weeks before the swap was created , I tucked it in my 1st grade granddaughter's dance bag so I am sure it made it to the post office and if it didn't that isn't my fault because well I can't control everything can I!? This is a huge disappointment to me because my dogs licked the stickers and stamps on it and that made it very, very special!

Well, the sign up date is tomorrow. Can I rate you a 1 now or do I have to wait?

BTW - As special as dog spit is, my swap will contain actual dog hair which is way better because it's delightfully tactile and can be recycled for future swaps. Prepare to git spoiled, missy!

Well, I really don't think it would be fair of you to rate me a 1 because I have had ingrown toenails for 82 weeks, our goldfish bowl broke and flooded my craft room, and my husband's cousin Cleatus came to visit in May and hasn't left yet and requires a LOT of my attention (wink, wink).

So, if I didn't send it two weeks ago this coming Thanksgiving, then it will go out immediately the next blood moon for sure!

Also, I am attaching a list of my current allergies (36 pages typed) as well as my dislikes and preferences (don't pay attention to my profile because that was yesterdays likes and preferences!)

And thanks so much for swapping!

I'm not resending if you don't get it this time. I've already mailed it twice. Swapping is supposed to be fun.

Hahahaha! You Crack me up!