Matchbox - Loud and Garish

I am pretty new to making matchboxes. I have seen swaps for "elegant" or "glamorous" matchboxes and I know I can't make those. But I bet I could make a loud and garish looking one! So here is the challenge - make the loudest, most garish 32-count matchbox you can. Maybe the colors don't exactly "go" together, maybe you glued mismatched pieces on it, so it doesn't stand level. Add feathers to it? Paint it neon colors? Think flamboyant, not sloppy. So how 'bout it?! Don't forget to fill it with doodads!

USA only.

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